Gillete 3X - triple protection = sucks as lube!

One of the new Converse slogans is

“Converse: Band and Of Ballers!”

— Seriously!

I’ve heard of dick cheese - but never dick cheese and onion!

That’s the Mr. Goodbar I’ve been looking for!!!

hmmm. Bud Lite Lime…
how bout a little lick it, slam it, suck it!

Here are links to some other great tumblr sites:

Freckled Ginger Fuck - Strawberry Blonde to Flaming Red, Milky White Skin or Freckled Rage, Only Gingers will adorn this page.

See Men Squirt - See Men Squirt / Semen Squirt - squirting, whacking, jizzing, jacking, semen flying through the air - lots of big penises

Prince Charming’s Ball Sack - Testicles. That about covers it.

“Nothing quite like white cotton brief and blue jeans.”

Blue Jeans and White Briefs - Cotton briefs and blue jeans. Sometimes on, sometimes on the floor.

“Fosters: Australian for Big Dick!”

Odd Product Placement - The unexpected and strange juxtapositions of products and penises — typically used as a measuring device.

“Come sit next to me you fine fellow!”

Dressed in Yellow, He says Hello - Every guy is dressed in yellow… more or less!

“Not safe for work, but nothing that’d startle the livestock.”

Between My Hat & Boots - REAL Cowboys, Farmers, Ranchers, Ranch-hands.

“That ain’t right!”

It’s NOT What You Think It Is! - Get your mind out of the gutter!

I’ll take a Starbucks mucho grande whatever it is as long as it comes with him, and he cums with me.

I’d Mount that Dew!

It’s called a cock-cozy; but it finer circles, it’s a dong-doily.

seemensquirt:

“Gee, thanks Grandma! It fits just right.“  [WTF! fits just right?!?!?]  “Uhhh,Grandma?”

I’d Pok-e-mon that too.
This is a tri-fecta! Pokemon, Campbells and Snapple!

sibenik:

love the ridiculous, unreproducible details: campbell’s soup can, pokemon sheets, half-empty snapple bottle