Gillete 3X - triple protection = sucks as lube!
Here are links to some other great tumblr sites:
Freckled Ginger Fuck - Strawberry Blonde to Flaming Red, Milky White Skin or Freckled Rage, Only Gingers will adorn this page.
See Men Squirt - See Men Squirt / Semen Squirt - squirting, whacking, jizzing, jacking, semen flying through the air - lots of big penises
Prince Charming’s Ball Sack - Testicles. That about covers it.
Blue Jeans and White Briefs - Cotton briefs and blue jeans. Sometimes on, sometimes on the floor.
Odd Product Placement - The unexpected and strange juxtapositions of products and penises — typically used as a measuring device.
Dressed in Yellow, He says Hello - Every guy is dressed in yellow… more or less!
Between My Hat & Boots - REAL Cowboys, Farmers, Ranchers, Ranch-hands.
It’s NOT What You Think It Is! - Get your mind out of the gutter!
I’ll take a Starbucks mucho grande whatever it is as long as it comes with him, and he cums with me.
It’s called a cock-cozy; but it finer circles, it’s a dong-doily.
“Gee, thanks Grandma! It fits just right.“ [WTF! fits just right?!?!?] “Uhhh,Grandma?”
I’d Pok-e-mon that too.
This is a tri-fecta! Pokemon, Campbells and Snapple!
love the ridiculous, unreproducible details: campbell’s soup can, pokemon sheets, half-empty snapple bottle